There’s a new sunrise coming your way
It will arrive at your place any day,
You will greet its arrival with glad eyes
And sing your praises for this surprise.

It nears the horizon not so far away
You will see it clear around midday
Your arms will be enveloped by sun
You won’t forget what you have done.

Can you see the sun’s rays streaming,
In the blue sky, no you’re not dreaming
Your new sunrise wants you out and about
Don’t hold back go on just give it a shout.

“The Government announced today
That it was going to abolish the alphabet”

In an unprecedented move they
Were unanimous about getting rid of it.

The Prime Minister in an unwritten statement
Replied to criticisms by stating “It’s got to go!”

After privatisation and economic disasters
The government felt that words were being wasted.

The Prime minister said “We will not tolerate
Anything that wastes time and money”

This government he said “is in serious debate
About getting rid of the evil British state”

News Three Months Later

The Prime Minister spent a comfortable night
Under the stars near Charing Cross Embankment.

He said, when pressed “why don’t you fuck off?”
To which there was a resounding Yes Prime Minister!