Like in Alice in Wonderland a smiling curly-cued
Giant caterpillar smoked on top of a mushroom,
He rapped on as usual about the music he’d heard, 
Smoke billowing all about him in trees it’s absurd.

White hot ants danced all around the big fungus
To the music, which was turned down too soft,
For anyone to hear, but the insects danced in time
Remarkable really for they really don’t like music.

Giant lily pads festooned with colourful noisy toads
Glided passed my window so close I could touch them
The croaking was comical like schoolboys eating lunch,
Corn-flake river boats sailed past they were in overload.

A merry go round like carousel was spinning too fast
The people on board had to use an extra strong grasp
Just to stay on the up and down horses with manic eyes,
Let go now immediately into space they would all fly.

Suddenly all at once but gradually I stumbled upon a table
With crazy creatures lying about having tea, some unstable
Of mind others just crazy, saying things that made little sense
A dormouse said – I marvel at his acute Osbert Lancaster

Well, what can I make of that – it isn’t even a sentence.
I queried the small creature who promptly went back to sleep
“Never mind him” said the Hatter, “ he’s only got a PhD”
“Sit you down sir and have some cake or sandwiches or tea”

But I could only see cups and saucers a tea pot full to the brim
I asked for milk and sugar and was put off with a fart from a hare
“Don’t mind him, he’s just bad mannered he doesn’t really care!”
I had enough of this madness, so I left and meekly thanked him.

I was drawn to the man standing next to a white limousine
And asked him for a lift to the nearest town which is nearby
But not too far to go, the man declined my request it seemed
he was unable to drive – he didn’t possess a driving licence.

I thought that was strange for a Chauffeur being unable to drive
So I asked him about it – he said he had always wanted to strive
For those things he knew he would never be able to do or see
I was dumbfounded what is the point of living in a dream.

A white rabbit strolled slowly passed me going at a fast speed 
I followed him up a long steep tunnel only to be blocked 
By the backside of a blonde-haired girl falling towards me 
“Excuse me sir my name is Alice – pleased to meet me”!